Winnie the Pooh is EVERYBODY'S friend!

"Win what? What is the victory of a cat on a hot tin roof?"

This pic was taken by one of mis amigos in Italia.

More like "Run, Yeti, run and don't look back, we've got Shakespeare! You'll never understand it!"

NOTES FROM A NONEXISTENT HIMALAYAN EXPEDITION

So these are the Himalayas.
Mountains racing to the moon.
The moment of their start recorded
on the startling, ripped canvas of the sky.
Holes punched in a desert of clouds.
Thrust into nothing.
Echo--a white mute.
Quiet.

Yeti, down there we've got Wednesday,
bread and alphabets.
Two times two is four.
Roses are red there,
and violets are blue.

Yeti, crime is not all
we're up to down there.
yeti, not every sentence there
means death.

We've inherited hope-
the gift of forgetting.
You'll see how we give birth among the ruins.

Yeti, we've got Shakespeare there.
Yeti, we play solitaire
and violin. At nightfall,
we turn lights on, Yeti.

Up here it's neither moon nor earth.
Tears freeze.
Oh Yeti, semi-moonman,
turn back, think again!

I called this to the Yeti
inside four walls of avalance,
stomping my feet for warmth
on the everlasting
snow.

-Wislawa Symborska (1923 - )
from View With a Grain of Sand

Did you lose a whisker, Merlin?

'Cuz the whisker-fairy came and youze LOADED!

"This is the way we wash our paws, wash our paws, wash our paws"

Wilkommen meine kleine Kindern...

Möchten Sie ein bißen der heißen Schokoladen?

Carne for Kitty.

This 12 year-old family kitty named 'Little Kitty' (profound namers are we) has an endless appetite for meat. When I visit over the holidays she gets holiday ham and any other leftovers and she NEVER says no to any kind of meat, so watch your hand, mate.

Watch out fish!

One of your admirers is hungry!!

Snuggable Preciousness

Curl up and sigh...

So, a guy walks into a bar in the old West...

...And sees a 3-legged dog sitting at a table, drinking whiskey. He thinks, 'how odd', and he asks the dog, 'what's a three- legged dog like you doing in this here bar?' The dog slowly looks up from his whiskey, tips his hat and snarls 'I'm lookin'for the man that shot my paw.'
Ho Ho HO! It made Chica and Parker laugh so give it up for pun joke--

Drawer cuteness pose-off

Oh, it's on. Work it!
Kitty, stop shunning that camera--

Look what I can do -- *caa-chaa!*

Can YOU lick your nose and rub your tummy AND power to the people?