Un Perico Precioso

Maybe more like a finger and a toe compared with this Summer.

A gas station sign in Reno. Taken by my bro.

Comprendes Mendez?

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This is kind of the opposite of how I always felt growing up as a vegetarian in Texas. Yes, Mom, meat means chicken. And sausage. And beef ribs. And meat stock. And I haven't changed my mind.

Got a coin purse this size?

This is a picture I nabbed of this gorgeous million dollar gold coin at a museum in Canada. There were 5 minted by the Royal Canadian Mint. It's the size of an extra-large pizza and weighs 220.5 #. 99.999 pure. Yo quiero uno!

Dorothy, why did we ever leave San Francisco?

*Dude*, you know you're in a hick town when the car next to you has these little guys tethered to it. This is just outside of a Mexican restaurant so ten cuidado chivitos!

Prop 8 passed in California but these are my new Latino heros

It's good that we now know who our friends are.

Blind Football

Apparently each team is allowed to have a guide behind the goal to direct players and the ball rattles so the audience has to be silent.

Perspective

Leona Campbell MAD TV skit

"It's a 2003 Earth Destroyer"
LOVE IT! SUV's should be required to have such truthful names.

Miss Chica

by the creekside

To All the Papa's Out There...

Feliz Dia De Los Padres '08!

No wonder kids have ADHD!!!

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Charo???!!! A student of Andres Segovia? Que, Que???

Ay, si, mamacita, tocalo!

Ricisimo!

Better for a laugh than the Washington Generals by far

A so very Divine John Candy

Almost as good as Divine herself--

High Production Value Mneumonic

In medical school you do anything you can to remember the endless details. Here's something that's bound to stick w/ ya, alas...

Kittee, don't you see, you ARE my life.

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Dancing Costumed Poodles on SCTV...

Just the kind of quality programming that Mr. Guy Caballero is known for.

A common site in San Francisco...

I've always wondered if this taunts thieves into action or truly dissuades them.

Did you ever wonder who was the oldest Olympian athlete?

Well, it is Oscar Swahn, a Swedish shooter who competed in the 1920 Olympics. He was 72. He won a Silver medal in those games which also makes him the oldest medalist in Olympic history. The event he won several medals in over three Olympics was the double shot running deer contest, in which a shooter had 2 shots to hit a deer-shaped target as it crossed their path 110 yards away. Don't ever bother googling images for "double shot running deer contest" if you don't care to see thumbnail images of dead deer. It's gruesome.

This made me laugh so hard...

it scared my baby and made her cry...

So you think YOUR dog can dance?

This deserves a round of applause...

Very cool stuff from the ever entertaining YouTube.

Happy Valentine's Day 2008

A todos mis amigos queridos

How I feel about this Obama tide...

Fins at the Gym

A Finnish rendition of YMCA.
What, is there some kind of patent on the arm spelling of "YMCA"? Come on, Fins, you left out the best part.

Catwoman: Much maligned, but rightfully so?

I saw this movie the other night and enjoyed it. I was surprised to find that it had won won in the categories of Worst Picture, Worst Actress, Worst Director, and Worst Screenplay in 2005 at the Golden Raspberry awards. This film was as vapid as any other superhero film but it was sexy, and Sharon Stone and Halle Berry did a fairly good job, although I can't say that I felt much fervor watching Catwoman fighting Laurel Hedare. The R&B music was pretty cool. I hated the rapid fire, comic-book style cinematography during the dialogue, but the action scenes were respectable. And who could forget these lines:

"White Russian, no ice, no vodka... hold the Kahlua."
"Can I offer you something? Can of tuna? Saucer of milk? Smoking gun?"
"Cats come when they feel like it. Not when they're told."
(in jail cell, to cat): "Y'know, Lassie would have brought me a key."

Bottom line: This movie was entertaining and probably doesn't get the props because catwoman and the villain are female...

Super Bowl 42: Manning to Tyree

Stunning throw and catch, what determination!

In our dreams...

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If only...

More tracks!

Saw some little posh paw prints on my way to work on the frozen sidewalk.

For fear of little peeps?

Up the airy mountain were these unusual tracks, what made them? Fairies?


Ah, wee peeps, good peeps, and here a pair be now!

Sea cow lovin'

They're all, like, 'let's give these pasty tourists a show!'