Wilkommen meine kleine Kindern...

Möchten Sie ein bißen der heißen Schokoladen?

Carne for Kitty.

This 12 year-old family kitty named 'Little Kitty' (profound namers are we) has an endless appetite for meat. When I visit over the holidays she gets holiday ham and any other leftovers and she NEVER says no to any kind of meat, so watch your hand, mate.

Watch out fish!

One of your admirers is hungry!!

Snuggable Preciousness

Curl up and sigh...

So, a guy walks into a bar in the old West...

...And sees a 3-legged dog sitting at a table, drinking whiskey. He thinks, 'how odd', and he asks the dog, 'what's a three- legged dog like you doing in this here bar?' The dog slowly looks up from his whiskey, tips his hat and snarls 'I'm lookin'for the man that shot my paw.'
Ho Ho HO! It made Chica and Parker laugh so give it up for pun joke--

Drawer cuteness pose-off

Oh, it's on. Work it!
Kitty, stop shunning that camera--

Look what I can do -- *caa-chaa!*

Can YOU lick your nose and rub your tummy AND power to the people?